Yo, checkin in from the the Ferry back from Ireland on our last day in Europe. Last night was our last show in Dublin Ireland and for it being the smallest show on the tour it still fuckin rocked. You Irish can scream ur fuckin heads off! You fuckers made a tiny room sound fuckin massive… I wonder what its going to be like when we come back next month with KISS and play the O2 Arena..we will probably lose our hearing… and hopefully our virginity. We have been trying to do that since we started this band so if an arena tour with KISS can't do it for us I think we are fucked and we will just kill ourselves. We will talk to Gene and the boys and see if they can give us some pointers. Those dudes are probably more knowledgeable in getting pussy than any other band in the world. My heroes. Anyways, this tour fuckin rocked! The last 7 weeks were great and It was amazing meeting all of you crazy fuckers on the road. Europe definitely did not let us down.. we heard that you guys were the baddest motherfuckers on the planet and we found out that the rumors were true! Cant wait to come back next month and do the arenas! We are going to be playing the biggest shows of our careers next month and im confident that they are going to fuckin rule and its all because of you sexy fuckers.

WE FUCKIN LOVE YOU!

THANK YOU FOR ALL THE SUPPORT!

-Uncle Mikey

PS. Our debut album "TIME TO BURN" was released in the UK on Monday so go pick it up asap. You need to memorize that shit so you can sing along with us on the KISS tour! Spread the word my friends. We cannot take over the rock and roll world without you!

COMING UP

May 1 - Sheffield England - Sheffield Arena May 2 - Newcastle England - Newcastle Arena May 4 - Liverpool England - Liverpool Arena May 5 - Birmingham England - Birmingham LG Arena May 7 - Dublin Ireland - Dublin O2 May 9 - Glasgow Scotland - Glasgow SECC May 10 - Manchester England - Manchester Arena May 12 - London England - Wembley Arena May 13 - London England - Wembley Arena May 16 - Zurich Switzerland - Hallenstadion May 17 - Geneva Switzerland - Geneva arena May 18 - Milano Italy - Mediolanum forum May 20 - Vienna Austria - Stadhelle May 21 - Ostrava Czech Republic - Cez arena May 23 - Prague Czech Republic - O2 arena May 29 - ROCKLAHOMA!!! June 13 - DOWNLOAD FESTIVAL - Donnington Park