Whats up everyone! We keep getting messages about the road so I wanted to give you crazy fuckers and update! So far we have played 18 shows all over Europe on the Airbourne tour. They have been pretty fuckin amazing! The badass motherfuckers over here really like to rock! Hopefully when we go back home the USA can keep up! Last night was Amsterdam which was one of the highlights of the trip. I don't know if anyone has ever been to the red light district but what a crazy fuckin place! You walk down the allies and there are windows with hookers in each of them in lingerie. They are usually signaling you over to them for a little sucky fucky. The locals told us we can do pretty much whatever we want with them for 50 Euros. WHAT A DEAL!!!! Hookers in Vegas are a lot more than that! Unfortunately we decided to pass on the sucky fucky this time. Something about seeing a dude go into a room and come out 5 minutes later for another dude to go in just us realize it was probably not the best idea. Besides that..we didn't want to give the hookers all the STDs we got on tour… it wouldn't be fair to them. They are respectable women! Well most of them are respectable women.. except for the ones in the transexual ally.. they are respectable half-women. We were lucky enough to walk down that ally first and I was lucky enough for one of the trannies to show me their dick. As big and wonderful as it was I decided to pass. These bitches were built like fuckin Rambo and we didn't want to get raped… thats not how you want to go out. Aside from the hookers in Amsterdam it is legal to buy shrooms and weed and smoke it in the bars. I don't smoke weed but I hear the shit they have there is fuckin strong. It was so strong I watched a dude smoke a joint and throw up all over the place a few minutes later. I felt so bad for that fuckin retard. Amsterdam was a crazy place! And so was the rest of Europe. So much fun though! Its a different world over here.. they charge you 50 cents to use the restroom in the gas stations and they charge you 60 cents for ketchup. Today is Paris and then we have Luxembourg and thats the last date of our mainland Europe tour. On Monday we start the UK in Portsmouth England. Really looking forward to these dates! We hear that they rock harder in UK than anywhere else in the world. Lets see if this is true. You fuckers have a lot to live up to! We are going to bring it so join us! Panty parties after the show every night in Airbourne's dressing room. We will surprise them!

See u beautiful fuckers on the road!

P.S If you have not picked up "Time to Burn" I highly recommend it. It will really rock you! I know there are a lot of internet pirates out there but you should make an exception and buy this one. How are we supposed to save rock and roll if we get dropped from our record label for not selling any records? You want Lil Wayne to be the only thing that exists anymore? I didn't think so!

Thanks to all of you who did buy the record! We really appreciate it. Keep spreading the word!Its paying off!

Uncle Mikey