Whats up you sexy fuckers? We are on the plane back to America after a killer weekend at the legendary download festival! It was a total fucking honor to be able to open up the main stage on Saturday for so many legendary bands and so many crazy fans! We appreciate all of you who woke up at 11 a.m after an epic night with ACDC to come check us out. It was so nice to see so many familiar faces from the KISS tour and the Airbourne tour. It was also nice to see all the new ones who got down with us and rocked the fuck out! I want to kiss all of you!

As amazing as the main-stage was we had the opportunity to play a second day on the acoustic stage. This might have been even more amazing. We are not an acoustic band and this was a new thing for us but it worked out fuckin great! Mainly because of you fuckers!!! We were expecting to play to about 5 people so when we came out and saw that massive crowd we almost shit our pants. The fact that you guys had the opportunity to see 3 other great bands at the same time and you came to watch us fuck up on acoustic guitars was wonderful. Good thing we are a good comedy show.Thanks again for everything! Cant wait to come back and see you guys soon. The UK Fuckin rules!

Spread the word and tell EVERYONE you fucking know about us! We can only do this with your help!

xoxoxoxox

Mikey

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